What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Live and Let Die

If you’re an atheist, what would be your motive in spreading atheism, and why would you care what others believe?

-All the bad guys are black.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How does growing up in chaos affect a child as they become an adult?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why do men like to suck another man’s dick?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

From Russia With Love

How can someone express their love for a guy without using words? What are some actions that can convey love and care?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Ah so!”

Why are black people seen as scary or a threat to some people?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

You Only Live Twice

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What are some cool confidence hacks?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

A View to a Kill

Goldfinger

How come I can't stay sober?

Octopussy

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

What steps have you taken to stop being a targeted individual by gang stalkers? What has worked, what would you have done differently?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What are some sex stories from your college days?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

-J W Pepper

Why does it smell so bad? I noticed that when I move around my vagina has a stench. It’s usually a wet liquid, almost like pee. There’re little to no discharge and it doesn’t hurt or itch.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Diamonds Are Forever

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why The Simpsons stopped producing Maude Flanders episodes?